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Suburban Cabaret is a 1935 Austrian musical drama film directed by Werner Hochbaum and starring Mathias Wieman, Luise Ullrich and Oskar Sima. It was shot at the Sievering Studios in Vienna. The film's sets were designed by the art director Alfred Kunz. It is based on the play Der Gemeine by Felix Salten.
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The Late Devonian mass extinction, also known as the Kellwasser event, was a mass extinction event which occurred around 372 million years ago, at the boundary between the Frasnian and Famennian ages of the Late Devonian period. It is placed as one of the \"Big Five\" most severe mass extinction events in Earth's history, with likely around 40% of marine species going extinct, though the degree of severity is contested. A second mass extinction called the Hangenberg event, also known as the end-Devonian extinction, occurred 13 million years later around 359 million years ago, bringing an end to the Famennian and Devonian, as the world transitioned into the Carboniferous Period. The effects of the two extinction events have historically been conflated, and both events collectively profoundly reshaped marine ecosystems.
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