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{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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